The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test Quotes

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you, Roger Bannister!
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because we’ll continue kicking them after they’re in the street.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out the leb. But why would you leave out the leb? That’s the most dangerous part.
 (The leb is the most dangerous part, because it’s the unknown).
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain power. Is America warm from the collected body heat, or from shared rage at being robbed from, lied to, and abused by the elite?
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame politicians?
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d like it if you used a blanket instead. But don’t use the blanket that’s on my bed, because I’m currently using it.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people’s money once was, as we drop them off to search for Atlantis.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a life with you, or as a high velocity projectile.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better first name?
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test