Yours Truly Quotes

“I know that right here, right now, with him, is exactly where I´m supposed to be.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“earnestly. Drab to Desirable? What am I? A chuffing living room? Sonja reaches from underneath the desk and hands me a starchy white gown. It looks like a hospital nightie, a fact that doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence. I’m not really an expert on beauty salons, having only been to one three times in my life, but I’m pretty sure there is supposed to be champagne. And why is there no soothing music playing in the background? Where’s the friendly lady who will chat to me about her children while doing my nails in pretty pearly pink? ‘I don’t know if I can afford all this,’ I whisper to Dionne, as Sonja types my details into an expensive-looking computer. ‘Oh, no worries. Bull knows someone. It’s on the house.’ ‘Oh.’ A gangster salon! ‘We are ready!’ Sonja says brightly, clapping her hands. ‘Natalie, if you could leave your belongings right here, I vill put them in the safe.’ I hand over my coat and handbag. ‘Now, if”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“Seeking her dream? We don’t seek our dreams. We just talk about them and chicken out. That’s what we do!”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“She’s got the kind of wonderfully placed curves that make Salma Hayek look like a malnourished ten year old boy,”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“Um. Soft . . . grainy rice and, um, sweet, sweet fish. A fishy explosion! The whole thing is . . . delectable. A cuddle on a plate, if you will.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“I look exactly like a toilet-roll-holder doll. A toilet-roll-holder doll with orange hair and a very round face.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“I wanted Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face, not Bridal Munchkin Drag Queen in A Gypsy Wedding Sequin Frenzy.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“I am going to ask her why, when I requested face-slimming, feathery layers à la Jennifer Aniston, she adorned me with a Lego head helmet à la no one since the 1960s.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“In all my twenty-seven years of life, I have never before noticed the astonishing similarities between my own head and a tenpin bowling ball. ... Ah, the colours. I should probably mention that the Luxurious Caramel, Sticky Treacle and Ash Blonde I asked for have somehow turned out to be Felt Tip Orange, Poo Brown and Ash . . . as in cigarette.”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“stunning,”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly

“There’s a saying, isn’t there, that when you’ve had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?”
― Kirsty Greenwood, Yours Truly