Pony Confidential Quotes

“If the ponies are in charge, you can bet there will be snacks, naps, and a lot of fun.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“IAM A pony. But not just any pony. I am a pony who is bent on revenge. I am the Iago of ponies, a furry Fury. I am both adorable and devious, and, until I get what I want, I’m going to make every human I meet pay for your collective crimes.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“I don’t like to judge—” I whisper to the rat. “I hear you love to judge,” says the rat. “Okay, I do love to judge. I love it, but I am trying to be a better pony.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“IAM A pony. But not just any pony. I am a pony who is bent on revenge. I am the Iago of ponies, a furry Fury. I am both adorable and devious, and, until I get what I want, I’m going to make every human I meet pay for your collective crimes. I am a tiny, mop-topped demon, and I am coming for you.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“Meaning doesn’t come down from the sky, or in the form of a blue ribbon or a trophy; it comes from within us, in our bonds with one another. I know that now.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“They’re like a motorcycle whose hair you can brush.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential

“I’m older, pushing thirty now, and more clever in figuring out ways to do less and eat more. You know, quiet quitting. That’s pretty much what my life has become—where once there was passion and joy and energy and connection, then a burning desire to leave a trail of terror and debris in my wake, now there is only a selfish urge to do as little as possible, fill my belly, and take a nap.”
― Christina Lynch, Pony Confidential