Attack of the Theater People Quotes

“I shouldn't be surprised. Catholicism is the ultimate loophole religion (sin, confess, repeat), so it makes sense that a priest would know better than anyone how to work the angles. Still, when you go to confession and say, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," you don't expect him to say, "So, who hasn't?”
― Marc Acito, Attack of the Theater People

“Father Angelo makes me uncomfortable. For starters, he's way too good-looking for a priest, his dark bedroom eyes and athletic build arousing exactly the kind of impure thoughts you're supposed to go to church to get rid of.”
― Marc Acito, Attack of the Theater People

“But that doesn't stop me from moving about him like a junior high girl lingering by the lifeguard station”
― Marc Acito, Attack of the Theater People

“I will not play a minor role in my own life (p. 271)”
― Marc Acito, Attack of the Theater People