The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily Quotes

“Is it fair for the bears to come down to where humans live, looking for food? Is it fair for the Duke's soldiers to shoot at them? Is it fair for the bears to crush them with giant snowballs?
Often, if you point out something that isn't fair, someone will reply, "Life isn't fair." What is to be done with such people?”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily

“If you look at a map, you will see that the country of Italy is shaped like a boot, and that the island of Sicily appears to be something that Italy is kicking. What do you think Sicily has done to annoy Italy?”
― Dino Buzzati, The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily