Vic & Luna Quotes

“Were anyone brainless enough to lay so much as a finger on you, I would end their life enthusiastically and f/ck you a foot away.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“He looked like cool ice, like a blue mountain, like whatever the f/ck it felt like to eat a York Peppermint Pattie.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“It was vital that I felt every single atom that constituted her physical form.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“paraded around her house one last time, dipping my finger in my cum and leaving little gifts for my girl. A few drops in the milk I imagined she’d be using in her coffee, a smear on her pillow so she could smell me as she slept, a bit in the crotch of her underwear so she’d walk around with me all day…”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“Great. I was about to get mur-f*cking-dered, and the first thing the cops would see upon entering the scene of the crime would be my eight-inch Johnson.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Without further hesitation, Vic shoved his d*ck back into my mouth and I returned to thinking about the guys I’d dated during the last decade or so.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“I worship you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“I couldn’t even make a cryptic joke without people giving me that look. That look like they thought I should seek intensive therapy or psychoanalysis.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“A crush. A crush? I had consumed at least three of that woman’s bodily fluids, as she had mine. I found the use of the word crush quite offensive.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Victim. A person who is in danger, harmed, injured, or defenseless... You didn’t seem to be in any danger when you were being my good, little girl.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Wait!” I cried. “The coffee! Ugh.” I groaned, slumping back in the seat. “What the fuck did you do to my coffee?” I really fucking wanted to drink it. My laptop chimed again. Unknown: I came in it :)”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“Fuck you?” He leaned down, bringing his face closer to mine. “I am going to own you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly, Little Dark Romance

“Don’t forget that I can simply take what I am so generously offering you, Luna. If I want to f/ck you, understand that I will. If I want you to c/me for me, understand that you will.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Victor Caparelli. How did my d*ck taste?”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“My beautiful, sweet gift. I am forever lost in you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“And I think, maybe, you could use my love just as much as I could use yours.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Different is not bad, my sweet gift. Didn’t you hear? We live on a floating rock. Nothing matters. Nothing except you.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“See, my sweet gift? I knew you’d f/cking come around.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“You know that saying? Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, or whatever… Same goes for me, baby. Don’t judge a thief by his ability to follow rules.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Drink up, baby.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“So you admit it,” he said, tilting his head to one side. “I make you scream.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Very, very bad girl.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“You know, Dyl, you look a little sad. Want me to give you a pretty smile?”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance

“Not exactly on my list of things I'd want up my a**.”
― Ali Hidalgo, Vic & Luna: A Silly Little Dark Romance