Obitchuary Quotes

“Funeral Potatoes 1 package (about 30 ounces) frozen shredded hash browns”
― Spencer Henry, Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death

“Titty twisters and tongue twisters were invented by doctors to make sure someone was really dead.”
― Spencer Henry, Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death

“One anthropologist said that when a body is decaying on grass, the grass around it will die and create something called a death silhouette.”
― Spencer Henry, Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death

“Over time, the gases can build up within the sealed casket, and in rare cases—they fucking explode.”
― Spencer Henry, Obitchuary: The Big Hot Book of Death