Big Maria Quotes

“Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“Nothing in life was magically delicious.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“The guy in the bed next to him was worse off than him. The poor bastard couldn’t talk. Instead he made noises that sounded like a duck trying to fuck a whoopee cushion. The”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“be told,”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“Times when not doing something is stupider than doing something stupid.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria

“More than once a husband and wife had bumped into each other at Boog’s while trawling for strange.”
― Johnny Shaw, Big Maria