Enough's Enough Quotes

“By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?”
― Calvin Trillin, Enough's Enough

“If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come
'Lincolnesque' just means tall?”
― Calvin Trillin, Enough's Enough