Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells Quotes

“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells

“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.”
― K.D. Sarge, Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells