Broken Phoenix Quotes

“Does this island come with a damn hairbrush?

There has to be one somewhere. Raven may be a condescending dick with murderous tendencies, but his dark, silky hair is fucking magnificent. He must use product in it.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“I can . . . make your life . . . better.” Fuck, I hope she understands my meaning. “There are certain . . . things . . . I can help you with.”

She blinks at me. “Why can’t you just speak normally?” She throws her hands up with an exasperated huff. “I thought you said there were no cameras here.”

I give her a look. “Fuck off. I was trying to be mysterious.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“It's not the whole truth," she admits, staring steadily at me. "You die, I lose the only semi-sane, semi-fun person here. Or so I thought. Your sanity is now in question."

"I'm sane. I'm just also sadistic.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“Fuck off!” she snaps, slightly breathless as her legs shift back and forth in a desperate, primal bid to move. Despite her body’s compliance, her mouth still spews insults. “You sound like Raven.”

I smirk before I can stop myself, continuing to brush my finger through her slick folds. Inhaling the scent of her arousal. “Nah. If I were Raven, I would be using a microscope to look into your vagina, searching for any bugs or trackers.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“Flowers? Fuck those.

Chocolates? Pathetic.

But daring me to kill you? Damn. That's fucking hot.”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“Oh god. It’s a shiv. He’s going to motherfucking shiv me. I’m not ready to be shivved, dammit. I’m meant to do the shivving, not the other way around”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“I have a feeling he’s aware of everything going on around him and that he’ll jump to his feet at the slightest provocation and kill whoever bothered him with that damn sausage.

I wonder what my obituary would say in that scenario? Here lies Nicholette Bettencourt, who died from being whipped to death by sausage. Rest in peace.

Then again, do the criminals here get obituaries?”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix

“Well. What are you proposing?” This was one of my father’s favorite questions to ask, ever the businessman.

Always calm.

Always allowing his opponent to lay their cards on the table first.

That’s how he survived the weapons business so long.

Until, of course, he didn’t”
― Ashlyn Hades, Broken Phoenix