My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur Quotes

“The title does not refer to the author’s vagina. The author’s vagina does not smell like sulfur. Nor is the author a doctor. If any vagina smells like sulfur, it MAY be wise to seek medical attention. Maybe. Who knows? The author does not know.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“I want to feel something. I hate crying. I do enjoy laughing. And fear makes me feel alive. Human . I guess that’s a lot, but not all, to explain my love of horror.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“Your IQ is probably room temperature.” “It’s chilly in here , maybe I should wear more clothes.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“but not before growling under her breath.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror

“The secret to a happy afterlife is how you die. The more painful the death, the more creative and non-typical the death, that’s the secret. Suicide proves you're open-minded and willing to embrace your best afterlife.”
― Sea Caummisar, My Vagina Smells Like Sulfur: Extreme Horror