Monster in My Closet Quotes

“I often heard people advise breathing through the mouth to avoid a stench, but I was of the well-considered opinion if I didn’t want it in my nostrils, I sure as hell didn’t want it in my mouth.”
― R.L. Naquin, Monster in My Closet

“Nice one, Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a yeast infection.”
― R.L. Naquin, Monster in My Closet

“As exhausted as I was, it took time for me to settle in. The curtains in my room let in too much light, the humming of bugs and the clanging of my wind chime collection were too loud. I flipped my pillow over twice. The sheet was too heavy. I was too cold without it. I got up and shut the window. The room became stuffy.
I gave up and decided to watch some television.”
― R.L. Naquin, Monster in My Closet

“Your mother’s dress suits you,” he said. “I hope you kept her chili recipe.”
― R.L. Naquin, Monster in My Closet