Sak'art'velos Ukdavi Quotes

“You’re rich enough to sustain two houses.”
“Of course I’m rich enough,” Lucifer replied dryly. “I’ve
been alive for nearly four thousand years. There would be
serious problems if I wasn’t well off enough to save this idiotic
American government six times over.”
― Fawn Routson, Sak'art'velos Ukdavi:

“So,” she giggled. “When will Damon’s wings
come in?”
Damon fl ushed and sat beside her, completely embarrassed.
Dean cracked an amused smile and glanced at his son.
“Damon’s a bit of a late bloomer,” he explained. “His wings’ll
be coming in any time now.”
“Father…” Damon whined.”
― Fawn Routson, Sak'art'velos Ukdavi:

“No, you wont,” Sarah grinned. “That means you’d have to
actually see him partially naked, and you’d vomit before you
could fi nish the job.”
“True,” Travia amended.
“Hey!”
“Um, can we stop talking about my little brother’s balls
and shit?” Eiríkr asked with a disgusted grin.”
― Fawn Routson, Sak'art'velos Ukdavi:

“Are we witnessing a mating?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Brilliant.
This is awkward.
Could be worse.
How so?
They could be having sex.”
― Fawn Routson, Sak'art'velos Ukdavi:

“I don't like the taste it leaves in my mouth. ... Besides, OJ tastes better.

Is that supposed to be a pun? If so, I'm telling on you.”
― Fawn Routson, Sak'art'velos Ukdavi: