Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat Quotes

“Feelings aren’t facts,” I offer.
“True. But feelings are a result of something. Even the ones that seem to come out of nowhere have an origin. They hint at truth or issues. Even if they aren’t reliable on their own, you can trace them back to facts. Sometimes the fact is unreliable like a hormone imbalance or trauma trigger. Sometimes the fact is subconscious intuition.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“I’m built like a damsel in distress with the disposition of a cactus.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Do you ever get bored?”
“I read.”
“You never want to...” He bonks his forehead gently against mine – something I thought I thought Lord Keres to do. “... experience what you read?”
I snap my teeth at him. “Back off with your frivolous displays of affection. They shan’t fool me.” I’ve just decided YA vampire novels should be outlawed. Honestly. What kind of message do authors think they’re sending to impressionable teenagers? Boundaries are a suggestion? You can still fall for a guy who wants to eat you?
Story gods have mercy.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Did you see me? Did you see me doing a children?” “And you only hissed once.” “And I only hissed once!” She stands a little straighter, trotting down the sidewalk in her four-inch”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“And then Little Red Riding Hood decided that bad children should be eaten by nice werecanines, so she apologized for almost stabbing Christie with her toy scissors in kindergarten that one time. Even though Christie deserved it. The end.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Saving the world is impossible. Saving someone’s world might not be.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Guess who’s going to add books to her TBR with wild abandon, knowing she as all the time in the world to read them? This. Girl.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Because you’re an embittered dark goddess, honed in on the mediocrity of the world.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“Screw the story gods and their futile attempts at breathing life into an over-saturated genre.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“I have not like other girls energy. My ancestors were faeries. I’m a hybrid creature. Of course I don’t fit in.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“I was born to eat snacks and make sarcastic comments!” My voice pitches. “I do not do well in life or death environments! Do you know what happens when you take a fish out of water? It dies. Furthermore, a ton of fish don’t even need to be taken out of water to die. I cannot thrive under the duress of these pH levels.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat

“When it comes down to it, I want my cat back. My itty bitty boy. My sweet fluffy stinky butt. Mew mew. Meowcifin. Bebe.”
― Camilla Evergreen, Falling in Love with My Vampire Cat