The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Quotes

“This is just a small point but well worth making, I think. Ladies – never, ever find yourself wearing a garment with no pockets. You’ll have nowhere to stow your stolen Fabergé eggs.”
― Jodi Taylor, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: A Christmas Short-Story Collection

“She’s posted a couple of clips on YouTube and she’s really good but they just won’t listen. Parents should be banned by law.”
― Jodi Taylor, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: A Christmas Short-Story Collection

“Chance,’ he said, rolling across the room to shake my hand. ‘From Chance, Venture, Chance and Spigot. I’m the second one. What you might call “A Second Chance”. Eh? Eh?’ The universe failed to kill me now.”
― Jodi Taylor, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: A Christmas Short-Story Collection

“I sighed. This is what happens if you let men out on their own without adequate female supervision. They just can’t handle it.”
― Jodi Taylor, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: A Christmas Short-Story Collection