Meet Mr. Mulliner Quotes

“Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Meet Mr. Mulliner

“Between an egg that is fried and an egg that is cremated there is a wide and substantial difference.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Meet Mr. Mulliner

“Little as he knew of women, he was aware that as a sex they are apt to be startled by the sight of men crawling out from under the seats of compartments.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Meet Mr. Mulliner

“Sir Jasper Finch-Farrowmere?’ said Wilfred.
‘ffinch-ffarrowmere,’ corrected the visitor, his sensitive ear detecting the capitals.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Meet Mr. Mulliner

“How true it is that in this world we can never tell behind what corner Fate may not be lurking with the brass knuckles.”
― P.g. Wodehouse, Meet Mr Mulliner