The Dark Horse Quotes

“What I like about cooking is that, so long as you follow the recipe exactly, everything always turns out perfect. It’s too bad there’s no recipe for happiness. Happiness is more like pastry—which is to say that you can take pains to keep cool and not overwork the dough, but if you don’t have that certain light touch, your best efforts still fall flat.

The work-around is to buy what you need. I’m talking about pastry, not happiness, although money does make things easier all around.”
― Josh Lanyon, The Dark Horse

“What the hell were the odds of attracting two stalkers within a year? Was it my aftershave?”
― Josh Lanyon, The Dark Horse