How to Attract the Wombat Quotes

“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Attract the Wombat

“Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Attract the Wombat

“Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.”
― Will Cuppy, How to Attract the Wombat

“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc and destruction upon the landscape are necessarily so limited? In a word, is it right to attract Wombats?”
― Will Cuppy, How to Attract the Wombat