Here Kitty, Kitty! Quotes

“Dear God in heaven.”
Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.”
“Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!”
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“I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm”
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“We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper”
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“Got any brothers or sisters?”
“No.”
“Not a real chatty gal, are ya?”
“Exactly how am I supposed to expand on not having siblings? Should I cry?”
He smiled as he held up a bottle, “Wine?”
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“It wasn’t until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban snoring on the other couch, the noise rivaled only by the dog. He looked into the impossibly cranky face of Zach Sheridan. “Y’all get food?”
“We had a full refrigerator before you three got here.”
“Where I come from, we don’t let the refrigerator get empty.”
“Where you come from, you marry your sister.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!

“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.”
“Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my oldest boy on
his nice hardwood floor…” Angie barely stopped herself from spitting out her mouthful
of coffee. “But if he’s anything like his daddy, trust me, he’ll still be here when you get
back.”
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“They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching "The Howling.”
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“She scrambled to her feet, “We… uh… better get back. The clothes… ya know.”
True, her ten grand worth of clothes were in the back of his pick-up, but he really needed a moment to… uh… compose himself.
“Are you coming?”
Well, that’s a loaded question.”
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“Gee. What’s that puddle at Nik’s feet? Why, that’s Angie Santiago. She used to be an ice princess now she’s just a sopping mess.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!

“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male.



Well, this little adventure was only going to last through today. As soon as night came, he would get his furry ass out of here. Even if he had to scare some poor security guard to death. Then he would be heading to California. He had some dog butt to kick.



Sighing, Nik looked up to find a small child staring at him. A small child busy picking his nose.



Could this get any worse?



The females stirred restlessly near him and he caught the scent they had.



Oh no. Please. Not that.



They stood in front of him, completely unaware of his presence and arguing like two ten-year-olds.



Nik didn't bother searching for a way out. There was no way out. Those two evil witches trapped him. Trapped him in hell.



Throwing up his hands in anger, Alek turned away from Ban, facing the tiger display. Alek's gold eyes stared at Nik for a moment, a frown of confusion pulling his brows down. Then he smiled. And then he just became plain hysterical.



Bastard! This wasn't and never would be funny!



Ban stared at Alek for several confused moments before catching sight of Nik.



As his brothers literally rolled on the ground laughing hysterically--and freaking out all the zoo visitors--Nik seethed”
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“You like her.” “Don’t you?” “I don’t dislike her.” “Hell, boy, for you that’s marriage.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!

“You like him?” She shrugged. “I don’t dislike him.” “Well, for you that’s almost marriage.”
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“She folded her arms in front of her chest. “You come the rest of the way.” “Why?” “Because I’m worth every step you’ll take.”
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“And, sugar, if you’re gonna sit out on that balcony at night, half-naked, smellin’ so sweet and sighing like you just had the best fuck of your life, then you might as well put a leash around my neck and call me yours.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!

“You motherfuckingbastardsonofabitchwhorecocksuckerprick!”
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“Got any brothers or sisters?” “No.” “Not a real chatty gal, are ya?” “Exactly how am I supposed to expand on not having siblings? Should I cry?”
― Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty