Penance Quotes

“We must have been very very bad in our last lives, cos karma's busy making macramé with us.”
― Poppet, Penance

“They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands.”
― Poppet, Penance

“I'm there to block your next move. This is a game”
― Poppet, Penance

“What the hell do you want from me?” “Spontaneous combustion.”
― Poppet, Penance

“His sniff rips a new piece off my heart.”
― Poppet, Penance

“And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel?”
― Poppet, Penance

“she never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids.”
― Poppet, Penance

“If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady.”
― Poppet, Penance

“There's a time and a place for everything.”...Yes. This is my time and you are in my place.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Eve is married to my credit card, not me”
― Poppet, Penance

“His voice... my nipples are like tuning forks responding to that pitch – that purrrrr.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Nothing works. My throat, my eyelids - nothing but my heart, which - oh god – am I having a panic attack? No, no, you don't almost orgasm with a panic attack.”
― Poppet, Penance

“The sad thing is that sometimes I just wanna roll over and give her a little cuddle, but the bolster pillow she insists on sleeping with down the middle of the bed between us means I’d need to be a mountaineer as well as a locksmith.”
― Poppet, Penance

“She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar.”
― Poppet, Penance

“he just clamps his lips over mine and sticks his tongue so far into my mouth I feel like I'm being examined by the ENT gynae”
― Poppet, Penance

“I don't know what's in the water but chivalrous men seem to be landing here along with the weird lights in the sky and nine coloured rainbows. They said the end of the world was close, I just didn't expect men with manners to be part of the equation”
― Poppet, Penance

“The soy is seeping through the material like a BP oil slick in a Louisiana swamp.”
― Poppet, Penance

“He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect.”
― Poppet, Penance

“I'll email you,” he says as if he's asking me into the cellar to taste his vintage champagne.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I now have a tie on. Now that was a neat trick – how’d I manage to get my shirt off without talking off the tie first?”
― Poppet, Penance

“Mandy (lentil eating, lesbian, long socks) in PR”
― Poppet, Penance

“I quite enjoy the banter actually. I mean, you don't meet many females who can come back at you as fast as you can throw it out at them. I prefer a more graphic dialogue as a forerunner to sex though: if they have the guts to spell it out for me in glorious Technicolor that always gets my interest.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, “You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me.”
― Poppet, Penance

“Not that I did, bang her that is. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, how could I ever be sure about something like that?”
― Poppet, Penance