Serial Hottie Quotes

“She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive way.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“1. Ellie
2. You're
3. The
4. Only
5. Reason
6. I
7. Don't
8. Hate
9. Living
10. Here”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“I’m going to hell for the lies I tell.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Seth: I need you to be mine. I can't handle this chasing you around nonsense anymore. These moments we have, where it feels like I almost have you but I'm always wondering what you're thinking and waiting for you to run from me? I can't take it. It's for this to be a real relationship.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Angela: What I asked what [Seth] was doing, he said, "Figuring out how to make Ellie fall for me.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Buen intento, amigo.-No me estas haciendo decir "Te amo" tan fácil, incluso si es verdad.
Seth reprimió una sonrisa y cruzo los brazos sobre el pecho. -¿Sabes que escuche eso, verdad?
¡MIERDA!”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Seth: If he needs Angela to point out to him how special you are, then he doesn't deserve you.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the slick hospital floor. I looked up in time to see a three-J pile up.
“What the hell is this?” Jesse asked.
“Back the freak up off our woman,” Josh ordered.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“I took a six pound dump,” Jack offered.
“You lie.” I laughed. The J’s could always make me feel better.
“It’s true,” Josh said. “Our whole scrimmage team weighed in before and after.”
“I won twenty bucks!”
“Congrats, Jack. You’ve reached a new level of disgusting.”
“But I won twenty bucks.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“As he gave me the world's most loving tender, perfect kiss, I realized my heart belonged to him forever, and nothing in my life has ever caused me more pain.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Seth: One of these days I'll teach you the difference between a single kiss and making out.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Seth: All these intense feelings I have for you drive me so crazy.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“I knew that for every part of me that was screaming to run from him, there was as much a part of me that straight-up wanted him.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“The most mind-blowing part of it all was the fact that he seemed to think I was the one thing he needed to make sense of it all.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“The worst part is, he’s been extra sweet because he’s trying to make everything okay again. If he weren’t a serial killer, he’d be the perfect boyfriend”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“The way he looks at me, and touches me all the time...It's like he's restraining himself from hog-tying me and dragging me out to the woods.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“I didn't know Westley liked 'em pretty.
I didn't know Westley liked 'em at all.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“I was concussed! My brain was scrambled. Whatever I said, it didn't count.
I'm sorry to hear that. I kind of liked the idea of being gorgeous.
I'm sure you already know that.
It's still nice to know that you think
so.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“What?” “You’re smiling like Mom at a New Kids On The Block concert.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“You may look like a chick now Westley, but you've still got game.
Of course I do and if you weren't so easy to score on I might actually get to use it sometimes. This was barely a workout.
Girl, if you were looking to score all you had to do was say so. You have no idea how easy I can be.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Beach party?
Michigan is surrounded by water on three sides. We may not have waves, but we have lots of beaches.
Beaches are useless without waves.
Not my point. Even though I happen to agree.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“No hay nada más dulce que lo que está prohibido.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“La parte más alucinante de todo era, que él parecía pensar que yo era lo único que necesitaba para darle sentido a todo.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Si él necesita a otra persona para señalarle cuan especial eres, entonces no te merece.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“—Te ves hermosa esta noche —dijo—. Realmente me gusta como tu cabello cae alrededor de tu rostro.
Enrolló mi cabello alrededor de su dedo y luego lo dejó caer contra mi mejilla. Entonces, tomó un momento para mirarme de la cabeza a los pies y frunció el ceño en el pensamiento. —Curiosamente, puedo prescindir del vestido. Luce genial, pero me gustas más cuando estás completamente en tu zona de comodidad, incluso si eso es sólo una camiseta y vaqueros. No hay nada más sexy que tu confianza.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“El-lie, Come out, come out, wherever you are! The cat's finally away. Time for the mouse to come out and play.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie

“Dating any of the J's would have been like dating, not my brother necessarily, but definitely a stepbrother, or a cousin.”
― Kelly Oram, Serial Hottie