Bearded Lady Quotes

“hips. She looked”
― Mara Altman, Bearded Lady

“sofa with Dave”
― Mara Altman, Bearded Lady

“And then they came tumbling from his luscious lips like poop from a piñata, five simple words that have seared themselves forever into my memory. “I like your blonde mustache,” he said.”
― Mara Altman, Bearded Lady

“If the muff could do one thing — and it can do more than one thing — it could make a really nice lather.”
― Mara Altman, Bearded Lady