The Changelings Quotes

“Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Fuck balls, it's the bitch in the lake!”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss on.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Maybe you're not doing it right"
"I wasn't aware there was a technique to tree hugging.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I stuck my tongue out at her because I'm not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I feel like I got hit by a bus." "You kind of did," I said, "only it was an angry orc with the strength and attitude of a silverback gorilla.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“me.  "Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence.  I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Imagine that - a werewolf who lets a girl pee in private.  Little bits of coolness in my totally fucked-up life.  This place was full of surprises.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get to you.  And it wasn't like they would kill me less painfully if I didn't pee on them.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I could tell that the wolf thought he had it in the bag, a savage smile curling up the edges of his mouth, when all of a sudden the tree next to ours swung one of its branches over and whacked the ever-loving shit out of that wolf, right on its stupid wolf head.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“You're really beautiful, you know that, Tones?" "I was just thinking the same thing about you." We both smiled.   "What are two gorgeous bombshells like us doing out here in this fucked up forest full of messed up creatures, anyway?" I asked.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as far to my left as I could, brandishing my weapon out in front of me.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I have a feeling that whatever's in there will make the whore in the lake look like our fairy friggin godmother.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later.  Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“felt him come up beside me, and we walked together in silence the”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“The creature took one look at me screaming, got a panicked expression on its face, and started hollering too. “Aaaaahhhhhh!!!”

My scream petered out as I realized that this thing was as scared of me as I was of it. But that didn’t make a whole lot of sense, since it was the creature, not me.

“What are you screaming for?” I asked.

“What are you screaming for?” he asked back.

“I asked you first.”

The thing sniffed while dusting some imaginary lint off its jacket. “I was being polite.”

“Polite?”

“Yes. I didn’t want you to feel bad about being scared and screaming like a little human girl.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Ah, so you’re not a werevampire.” “Do not be foolish,” he yelled, angrily, looking up at me. “There is no such thing as a werevampire.” His eyes glittered with anger. “Yeah,”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Gilly frowned at me. “Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence. I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna.” It folded its short little arms and cocked out one funky-shaped hip in a defiant stance.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“My, how time flies when you're fighting repulsive, supernatural creatures in an enchanted forest. Tony”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all. *****”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“It sounded like a demon dinosaur.  Not that I'd ever heard one of those, but it was what I imagined one would sound like.  It nearly made my heart stop with fear.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“My mom always said that still waters ran deep, so maybe Chase had a lot more things going on than I realized.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“I snorted.  "Sorry.  I'll stop.  We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings

“Gilly frowned at me.  "Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence.  I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna."  It folded its short little arms and cocked out one funky-shaped hip in a defiant stance.”
― Elle Casey, The Changelings