Ascension Quotes

“Boy, you are outta line!” Joe yelled.
“I’m outta line?! You’re screwing a vampire!”
“You hypocritical little bastard!”
“Yeah, you’re a hypocripical-hypocri-hyp-hyp-hyp, I HATE THAT WORD!”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Ascension

“We’re on a tight leash. We gotta do things by the book so no shooting yourself or trying to blow me up this time.”
“I thought we agreed that we weren’t gonna talk about that anymore.”
― SLJ Shortt, Ascension

“We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Ascension

“You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Ascension

“My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Ascension

“You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire...that is why I always get the last cookie,”
― SLJ Shortt, Ascension

“You know, one of the tiny little perks that comes from having no parents is that you never have to worry about walking in on them...you just took that away from me!”
― SLJ Shortt, Ascension

“Freakin’ fairies, you’re too damn small!”
“Dude, you’re a faecist.”
“A what?”
“A fae-racist, you’re a faecist.”
“That’s not even a real word!”
“Patten pending,”
― SLJ Shortt, Ascension