Accidentally in Love with... a God? Quotes

“You may rely on it," he (Tommasso) said with that exotic accent.

"Sorry, I don't speak Magic 8-Ball.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and...pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“Okay. Parachuting on its own? Maybe not so terrifying. Parachuting into a Mexican jungle at night while strapped to an angry Uchben man named Brutus? An unimaginable nightmare that would haunt my every waking moment for the rest of my life.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“With its ten-foot-high inward sloping walls, slick with algae, I was stuck. “Lord love a duck,” I muttered. “Can this get any worse?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“Cold-blooded? Me? Hardly. I’m the ultimate purveyor of justice, an executioner with a flawless track record and crystal clear conscience.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with...a God?

“Holy crap, woman! What was that?' Guy stared down at the twitching right half of the body. He was morbidly shocked and incredibly proud.

She shrugged casually. 'Payback. Hell hath no fury like a Payal scorned. Can we go now?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“This coming from someone who'd seen it all over the course of tens of thousands of years: the rise and fall of dozens of empires, entire civilisations disappearing, some into the ocean--countless genocides and wars, the birth of gangster rap and reality television.

Yes. Terrible, awful things.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“Which direction now? Every damned tree and plant looked the same. Green, green, and more leafy green. It was like being trapped in a huge spinach salad.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?

“I mentally picked myself up off the floor, dusted the dirt from my poor, emotionally battered ego, and began talking myself to a better place.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with...a God?

“Yes, and they’ll pay. I promise. But you can’t throw away your life, suffering for those who are no longer with you. You have to move on, my sweet. Leave the revenge to me. It is what I am good at.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with...a God?

“Yes, gods could take a humanlike body, but ultimately, it was only a shell to house their true form. They were made of light, of pure energy. Humans, even those who’d become immortal through the various ways—given the gift by the gods, turned into vampires or other immortal creatures—were still made up of tangible mass.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with...a God?

“All right. This was no time to crumble. I’d been through an excessive amount of terrifying events. So I needed to take that scary little rabbit hole I was about to dive down, fold it neatly in the palm of my hand, and shove it into my pocket, my Can’t Deal With This Now Pocket. Later, when I could process this, I’d take that journey. Until then, I wouldn’t try to comprehend, rationalize, or analyze”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Accidentally in Love with... a God?