Faint of Heart Quotes

“Hansel and Gretel had breadcrumbs, she had plastic spiders. Worst-case scenario, she could find her way back by following the trail of dead birds that had choked on them.”
― Jeff Strand, Faint of Heart

“What was he supposed to do besides break the living room window? Stand outside whacking off while she grabbed a cell phone and called for help?”
― Jeff Strand, Faint of Heart