Call the Shots Quotes

“Oh. My. Gandalf.”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“If there were awards for your dumb ideas, this one would win Best... Most... Dumbest.”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“How can you live with yourself, being so wrong all the time, dawg?”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“... this girl is not only beautiful; she’s got that something extra. It’s like you get this warm feeling all over when you look at her. And once you’ve seen her, you just want to keep seeing her. You can’t peel your eyes away --”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“Whatever it takes, even if I have to sell part of my liver, I will not be sharing a room with my sister.”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“... why do I feel nauseous sourness in my stomach? Like I just ate three Big Macs with way too much special sauce? Like, I maybe just made one of the biggest mistakes of my life?”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots

“Could I overlook all that other stuff – the voice, the whiff of cheese, the sweaty palms – for a girl with a moderately pleasant profile?”
― Don Calame, Call the Shots