That Wedding Quotes

“Love is friendship gone mad.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“No boy is worth your tears, but once you find the one that is, he won't make you cry.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Love makes you feel out of control. I think that's how you know it's right.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“When you clean up someone's puke, it sort of bonds you.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“The spider literally looks into my eyes and sends me spider telepathy. He says, I'm going to have shiny, gorgeous hair when I kill you.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Three stairs from the botton, he touches my face and says, 'You look like my dream come true.'”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I pictured Phillip in the tree. How his arm stayed stretched out, his hand empty, long after my dad pulled me away.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“You know, I've kinda been freaking out over being a father, but then I read in a men's magazine somewhere that as long as you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, that you've done a good job.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I had to came to tell you how beautiful you look. Really, Jay, you look amazing. Hard to believe the raggedy little girl who punched me in the face could grow up to look like this.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I remember your parents' funeral, JJ. It was the hardest one I'd ever done in my career... I didn't think I was going to make it through the service, but I looked out and saw you, JJ, standing there in the pew. Your eyes were dry. Your chin was up. I saw such strength. I wondered what your parents did that made you so strong at such a young age. But then I noticed you were holding Phillip's hand tightly, just like you are now, and I knew where all that strength came from. It's from each other. You get strength from each other. Whatever you face in life, I hope you face it like you are now. Han in hand. United. If you do that, you'll make it. You'll have a wonderful marriage.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I'm pretty sure I saw him call out a battle cry to all his spider friends.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I think our honeymoon is gonna be like naughty dream week on steroids.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I want you both to remember this moment forever. How it feels. The two of you. Hand in hand. Fighting against something you think is trying to tear you apart.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“And I feel happy for the rest of the night.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Two messed up halves that make one perfect whole?”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"

- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" -”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“To the nights you'll never remember with the people you'll never forget.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“So, you solved the conflict with sex. Here’s the problem: you didn’t solve the conflict. You just temporarily forgot about it. You solved nothing. Sex solves nothing. Phillip, you got mad again, just discussing it. That’s what happens when you don’t deal with problems. They sit in your mind and fester. When you do that enough, they eventually grow into an infection. They infect your marriage with doubt, and you stop respecting each other. You have to take each other’s concerns seriously, or that infection will ruin your marriage.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“since I don’t really have any virtue left, we don’t have to worry about that.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“No boy is worth your tears, but once you find the one that is, he won’t make you cry.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“This dress looks like something designed by Cinderella, Barbie, and Lady Gaga while they were sitting around, getting high on mushrooms or crack or whatever drug makes you hallucinate.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Some things never change.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“It has pound cake, warm caramel sauce, whipped cream, and toffee pieces.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“Plus, I can hear the margaritas calling my name. Well, not really, but I just got a text from Neil that said, The margaritas are calling your name. So, like, I know they are.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“I love checklists. Sometimes, when I make a checklist, I put stuff on it that I’ve already done, just so I can feel productive and cross it off.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“heard Ash say we need a wedding theme. What does she mean? Like the frat parties we used to have? Like a boats and hoes wedding?”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“he’s just a man; what could he possibly know way.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“We both love a huge white tree centerpiece that is dripping with lights, candles, crystals, and flowers.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding

“To the nights you’ll never remember with the people you’ll never forget.”
― Jillian Dodd, That Wedding