Ms. Beard Is Weird! Quotes

“Eat mud”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“Brownie. “And if I were to take two slices of the pie and throw them at your teacher, how much of the pie would I throw?” “One-fourth!” shouted Alexia. “Two-eighths is the same as one-fourth.” “Right!” shouted Brownie. Then he picked up two pieces of pie and threw them at Mr. Granite. They hit him right in the head. Banana cream was dribbling down his face. Mr. Granite looked like he was going to explode. I had never seen him so mad. “What if I took a whole pie,” Mr. Granite shouted, “and shoved it in your clownie face?” Mr. Granite picked up one of the pies”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“Hammers don’t cost that much.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“Spanish teacher, Miss Holly. “I have nothing to wear!”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“guys started setting up lights, cameras, and microphones everywhere. Ms. Beard walked around looking us over like a general inspecting the troops. “Oh, this is going to be fabulous!” she said. “It will be the first reality show that takes place in a school. The ratings are going to go through the roof!” “Are we going to be famous like that Snookie lady?” asked Andrea. “That depends on what happens, baby,”2 said Ms. Beard. “This is reality”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“The Mooseketeers are . . . Ms. Leakey, Ms. Hannah, Mr. Loring, Mr. Macky, Miss Holly, and Mrs. Yonkers. Come”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“Ms. Leakey and Mr. Granite hugged each other. They had a hard time separating after that because they were covered with glue. Everybody laughed.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“We were on pins and needles.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“said Mr. Granite. “Did you hear about the fire at the circus?” “No,” we all shouted.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“blood.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!

“baby,”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. Beard Is Weird!