The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom Quotes

“Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.”
― Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom

“What's the difference between depression and South America?

If you really had to, you could conquer South America.”
― Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom

“There's major depression, and then there's clinical depression. Major depression is what makes you jump off a bridge. I have clinical depression. I jump out of first story windows. It's the psychological equivalent of lying on a bed of rubber nails.”
― Doug Westberg, The Depressed Guy's Book of Wisdom