Forever and a Day Quotes

“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Ty pointed his beer at Josh. "Want to know what I think?"

"No," Josh said.

"I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“The smile made her want to hug him, and maybe love him up some more. Stupid smile.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth.

"Wait," Grace said. "I think he was going to actually use words."

"Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to hear them."

Toby pulled Josh's hand away. "Are you my new mommy?"

Grace's mouth fell open in shock, and Toby giggled at the sight.

"Okay, Tiger," Josh said. "You know I love the sound of your laugh, probably more than any sound in the world, but I will squash you like a grape if you say that to one more woman today.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Hell, Grace. I’d go to Australia to visit you. I don’t care about the job, or where you lay your head down at night, as long as your heart’s mine.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense.

Josh eyed the open [Cosmo] magazine. "You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?"

Matt ignored this. "Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs."

"Look at you with the math skills," Josh said.

Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. "'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh," he said. "I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“He didn't see anything."

She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!"

"Grace, we weren't doing anything. Well, I wasn't. You were snoring."

"I don't--" She smoothed her dress down and searched out her sandals, shoving her feet into them. She glanced at herself in the mirror over his dresser and groaned. Hair, wild. Lips, swollen. Face, flushed.

Nipples, hard.

"Dammit!" She clapped her hands over them. "It's like they're broken!”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank."
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"You want me to kiss you?"

Oh boy. "You were happy I'd lost your puppy?"

He was looking like he was still thinking about smiling as he glanced down at Tank, tucked under his arm. "No. That would make me an asshole."

Right...”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“God save her from annoying Alphas.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Well, it looks like you're on a mission to kill someone," Grace said. "And since you won't look good in an orange jumpsuit, I thought we could discuss."

"I'd totally rock an orange jumpsuit."

"No one rocks orange. Talk to me.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Josh had made a lot of mistakes in his life, and he'd tried to learn from all of them. He definitely tried to not repeat them.

Hiring Grace had been his favorite mistake so far.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Arf! Arf, arf, arf!"

Oh, Jesus, the Antichrist's barking was going to split open his head.

"Quiet, Tank," Grace said. "Toby, baby, grab him and put him in the laundry room, please. Anna, good, you're back. Get a phone in case we need to call nine-one-one."

"Got it," Anna said, sounding so unusually shaken that Josh did open his eyes. Look at that, Antichrist number two was worried about him. Nice change.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Maybe man cannot live on chocolate alone, but a woman can.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Sorry, the points are already deducted. And taking into account his schedule, and then the standard deviation from the average man’s schedule, I figure ninety percent of his time would go elsewhere. I’d never get uninterrupted coitus.” “Penis math,” Amy said. “Impressive.” She looked at Mallory. “See, this is why a guy shouldn’t date an accountant.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Okay, so maybe chocolate doesn’t make the world go around, but it sure makes the trip worthwhile.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Mallory asked sympathetically, reaching for the syrup, her engagement ring catching the light.
Amy shielded her eyes. "Jeez, Mallory, stop waving that thing around—you're going to blind us. Couldn't Ty have found one smaller than a third world country? Or less sparkyly?”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Hey, heads up. The hottest doctor in town just came by and coerced me into telling him where you were. I folded like a cheap suitcase. Sorry, but he's hard to say no to. Don't be mad. I owe you a cupcake.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“A miniature dancing bear that had to go potty. Scooping him up, Grace ran for the front door, getting him outside just in time for him to race to the closest tree and lift a stumpy leg. Toby, still in his Star War’s pj’s, trotted across the yard to join him in anointing the tree.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“It's okay to be stupid in love," she assured him, patting him like he was a little boy instead of a full-grown man who was a head and a half taller than her. "Once"....”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Because if she had to be off-track and a little lost, then she was going to have fun while she was at it, dammit.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Chocolate is good for three things. Two of them can’t be mentioned in polite company.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there’d be no reasoning with him.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“Learning to sketch the nude human form is standard practice for a beginning drawing class,” she said. “We always hire a nude model. Last season I did it myself.” While he was adjusting to the horror of that, Lucille went on.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“The puppy perked up at his name and took a flying leap into the front seat, landing in Josh’s lap. Four paws hit the family jewels with precision. Sucking in a breath, Josh scooped Tank up and was promptly licked for his efforts. “It’s so great that you found him,” Grace said. “Yeah.” Josh sighed in grim resignation, swiping the puppy drool off his chin. “So great.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“The little shit was standing on it like he owned it, wet, sandy paws and all. “Arf, arf!”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“She was very busy fighting a full-facial, saltwater cavity wash when two big hands gripped her arms and hauled her upright.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“My parents mean well," Grace said. "They want me to succeed."
"Well of course," Mallory said. "They love you. But I'm thinking success and happiness don't get along. Sometimes you have to sacrifice one for the other.”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day

“½ teaspoon vanilla Sift cocoa and sugar in a saucepan. Add butter and milk and bring to a rolling boil for 60 seconds. Add vanilla. Pour into a small mixing bowl and beat until cooler and spreadable. Frost cupcakes and enjoy the scrumptiousness!”
― Jill Shalvis, Forever and a Day