Driving Mr. Dead Quotes

“Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own?”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“I forced myself to open my eyes. I was a Puckett, damn it. And Pucketts didn't lose our nerve. We schemed, we interjected, we occasionally drank too much and told someone what we really thought of them at a Christmas party, but we never lost our nerve.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“What was the step down from vampire chauffeur? Werewolf walker?
Pedicurist for Bigfoot? I would have to Google that in the morning, I told myself.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“...Can an inner monolog hyperventilate?”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“My ability to defend myself in rough situations—along with a brief but memorable stint as a taxi driver in Cleveland—turned into quite the selling point for my boss, Iris, during the hiring process. I could parallel-park and adjust my radio while flipping a rude gesture at another driver, all the while calculating a 20-percent tip in my head. I demonstrated my skills to Iris when she hired me. She asked me never to do it again.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“I was lost, hopelessly, irretrievably lost. Amelia Earhart lost. All-that’s-missing-is-the-smoke-monster lost. The kind of lost you only got when you were running seriously late and were this close to being fired. Again.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead

“Sweetheart!” she cried. “Why haven’t you called?”

“Because you’ve been calling enough for the both of us?” I suggested dryly.”
― Molly Harper, Driving Mr. Dead