The Hunger Pains Quotes

“And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend stuff.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody

“Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That’s not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody

“I love you, Prin,' I say.
'Just shut up.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody

“Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little way.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody

“Losing means death,but also fame!”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody

“picked!” I reply. I can’t stand Badge. She’s so stuck-up.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, The Hunger Pains: A Parody