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The Hunger Pains: A Parody
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2012
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Nightlight: A Parody
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2009
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Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
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1969
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The Wobbit: A Parody
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2013
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The Best of the Harvard Lampoon: 140 Years of American Humor
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Lame of Thrones: The Final Book in a Song of Hot and Cold
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Big Book of College Life
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1978
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A Harvard Education in a Book
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1991
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Guide to College Admissions: The Comprehensive, Authoritative & Utterly Useless Source for Where to Go & How to Get In
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2000
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The Harvard Lampoon Presents Mediagate
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1988
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“So, Belle, what's new today?"
Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love that has ever occurred in the history of the world."
Gosh, Belle. When someone asks you 'What's new?' the correct answer is 'Not much'. Besides, isn't it a little soon to cut yourself off from the rest of your peers, depending on a boyfriend to satisfy your social needs as opposed to making friends? Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I'm imagining pages and pages would happen - with nothing but the names of the months on them.”
― Nightlight: A Parody
Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love that has ever occurred in the history of the world."
Gosh, Belle. When someone asks you 'What's new?' the correct answer is 'Not much'. Besides, isn't it a little soon to cut yourself off from the rest of your peers, depending on a boyfriend to satisfy your social needs as opposed to making friends? Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I'm imagining pages and pages would happen - with nothing but the names of the months on them.”
― Nightlight: A Parody
“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.”
― Nightlight: A Parody
― Nightlight: A Parody
“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he has kissed me.”
― Nightlight: A Parody
― Nightlight: A Parody
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