How to Keep a Boy as a Pet Quotes

“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as if i was a horse, which was weird because he hadn't yesterday when i was actually dressed as one.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet