The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom Quotes

“I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“No, Princes Charming," Duncan cheerfully corrected. "'Prince' is the noun; that's what gets pluralized. 'Charming' is an adjective; you can't add an S to it like that.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Duncan, what are you?"
"Human!" Duncan cried, trembling with excitement.
"More specific," Liam said, still dramatically.
"A five-foot-two human!"
"I'm going for hero here," Liam hinted under his breath.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Duncan,we're still in prison," Frederic said dryly. "You're not going to see anything except this cell. Which has spiders, by the way. Have you noticed the spiders?" "Indeed I have: Carmen, Zippy, and Dr. T," Duncan said.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Frederic had imagined this moment - him running to Ella with open arms, calling her name - but being as winded as he was, doubled over with his hands on his knees, all he could do was nod in her general direction.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts; a fiery-plumed bird of paradise perched on his shoulder. But he's not in this story, so don't pay any attention to him.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“He was curious to know more about her. So he did something extremely rare. He sent her a note. Even more shocking, he suggested they meet. In person. Two people from different kingdoms - who are engaged to be married. Crazy, I know.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Get him now?" Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at the giant. The sword flipped through the air a couple of times and landed softly on the grass only a few feet away.
"That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen," said Gustav.
Duncan stepped forward to retrieve his sword, tripped over his belt, hit his head on a rock, and knocked himself out cold.
"I spoke to soon," said Gustav. "That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Look,” Liam said, “sometimes being a hero isn’t about getting the glory. It’s about doing what needs to be done.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Someone's having a pity party and didn't invite the rest of us.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need me to be, I'm that thing. That is so me.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Please tell me he's not skipping.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“You're a way-getter-inner, I can tell.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“(during which Gustav was so overwhelmed by emotion that he actually gave Frederic a pat on the back),”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“He opened the door and entered the Stumpy Boarhound. Which you knew he would do. Because you read the prologue.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Look, sometimes being a hero isn't about getting the glory. It's about doing what needs to be done" -Liam”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Hey! Someone in the crowd is carrying a ‘Duncan the Daring’ sign!” Duncan shouted. “Oh, it’s Frank,” he added, less enthusiastically.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Gustav,” he said, “I’m proud of you. You can relax now.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“that,” Liam said, “it’ll be a lot to live up to.” Frederic smiled. “So let’s live up to it.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Are you about to cry?” Lila asked. “It’s hard being the best at something,” Ruffian sniffled. “People expect so much from you. It’s a lot of pressure. I’m just glad I finally have you and I can get back to my job now.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“You can just be Prince Charming for a while. Everybody loves Prince Charming. Go bask in that glory for a while.”
“What glory? Prince Charming isn’t a hero,” Liam groused. “The only thing anybody thinks Prince Charming ever did is kiss a girl and wake her up. I deserve credit for a lot more than that.”
“Better to be loved for something lame than to be hated for no good reason, right?”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Wait a minute, is this the same stupid little human who poked me in the foot a few weeks ago?” he bellowed. “Yes, it is!” shouted Gustav. “And now I’ve come back to poke the rest of you!” “He”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Lila, please don’t take this the wrong way,” Liam said. “But you’re twelve.” “I know,” Lila said slyly. “Which means I can hit my awkward phase at any moment. But right now, I’ve still got the ‘cute kid’ thing going for me. It’s great for winning people over.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Duncan,”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“whether”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Вообще-то, им выдалась такая неделька, что после нее вполне законно ввязаться в массовую драку.”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Oh, by the way, you’re going to have to turn over some of your land to the trolls.”)”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

“Sarcasm,”
― Christopher Healy, The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom