Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed Quotes

“People who don't know me well enough might say I'm delusional and paranoid, but they're just out to get me.”
― Lance Carbuncle, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.”
― Lance Carbuncle, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed