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Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
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“Just for kicks, I measured out 2/3 cup of Special K cereal, which is the suggested serving size, and am speechless. Do they think I'm an idiot? Of COURSE I'd lose weight if I only ate that much! It's like a teaspoonful! It's probably a third of what I usually - oh, wait. I get it. Never mind.”
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
“Cats, don't just stand there looking at the litter box. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told the kids years ago about diapers. If you're aware enough to know there's poop in there, then it's time to start changing it yourselves.”
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
“I just realized that when all is said and done, I will have spent half my life hating my red hair and the other half trying to match it exactly.”
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
― Posted: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time
