Niceville Quotes

“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving the weed whacker around like he was Luke Skywalker. It wasn’t going to end well.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville

“Money might be the root of all evil, but two million in stolen cash was mainly a hernia risk.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville

“when it came to Missing Persons, Niceville had a stranger abduction rate five times higher than the national average.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville

“She gets away from you, I am. She’s as big as a lynx. Look at”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville

“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyebrows on beer, and the kid was waving the week whacker around like he was Luke Skywalker. It wasn't going to end well.”
― Carsten Stroud, Niceville