Deep Thoughts Quotes

“Consider the daffodil…….

And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.”
― Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

“You know what would make a good story ?

Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he’s real sad.

Also, he has severe diarrhea.”
― Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

“Humans are evolving into a higher form and a lower form at the same time.
Confused?
Then guess which one you are……”
― Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you still have their shoes” - Jack Handy”
― Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts