I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter Quotes

“She’s not evil. Calling all demons evil is like calling all Muslims terrorists. It’s racist.” Bill holds up his hands, “Oh, well in that case I apologize. She can stay.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

“Everything is possible and everything is easy, if you put your mind to it.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

“I’ve seen the other side. I know your religion is just a sham. Lici is innocent. You’re the real demons.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

“The scenery is colorless and depressing. It looks as though life in Hell is very harsh. And lonely. Very, very lonely.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

“I couldn’t possibly be a good husband and father unless I had a job.” “Then why not get a job?” “Nobody would ever hire me. I’ve tried. I’m unemployable.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

“He always thought becoming a husband and father would be a living Hell, but he had no idea it was going to be so literal.”
― Carlton Mellick III, I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter