Showoff Quotes

“You didn’t have to stab yourself on stage. All that blood —” “It was ketchup.” “It was gross,”
― Gordon Korman, Showoff

“Then, in front of the entire Manhattan Coliseum, the winning handler at Global wrapped her arms around Griffin and kissed him.”
― Gordon Korman, Showoff

“For the first time in its illustrious 136-year history, the Global Kennel Society postponed its main event due to green slime. All the Best”
― Gordon Korman, Showoff

“How can Luthor win without you?” asked the woman from the Canine Chronicle. “Because he is the best dog by many levels of magnitude.”
― Gordon Korman, Showoff