Magic Graves Quotes

“But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!"

Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn't an option.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Graves

“Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Tammy looked at the knife again. "I don't know..." Bones let out an exasperated noise. "Justina, come here and show her how it's done." My mother looked more surprised than Tammy had when the whole conversation began. I was taken aback, too. "You want me to stab you?" my mother asked in disbelief. Bones gave her an impish grin. "Come on, Mum. How many times have you dreamed about that?”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“What happened?" "You fell." "Really? What did I fall into?" "My fist.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Answer my question: Why do smart people tend to be stupid?" "Because we think we know better. We think that our intellect affords us special privileges and lets us beat the odds. That's why talented mathematicians try to defraud casinos and young brilliant mages make bargains with forces beyond their control.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Unfortunately, stain removal methods was one of those troublesome subjects somewhere between relationship issues and mysterious car noises. Everybody was an expert, everybody had a cure, and they all fell over themselves to offer their advice.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Most people who'd had three brushes with death - one involving a ghoul - would be scared into a very cooperative state. Tammy appeared to be channeling her inner Paris Hilton instead.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“I suppose the furniture isn't really trying to devour us.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn't an option.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Young, old, alive, undead, doesn't matter , I thought ruefully. When Bones is around, women go into heat.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Magic Graves

“Sex is about physical attraction, yes, but it's also about trust. I don't trust you. You're completely self-absorbed and egoistic. You offer nothing I want.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Graves

“Now we had two invisible intruders. Because one wasn't hard enough.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Graves