The Wedding Beat Quotes

“If you let someone sweep you off your feet, you better be prepared to land on your ass.”
― Devan Sipher, The Wedding Beat

“There should be exit interviews for dating. Just a brief evaluation of the highlights and challenges of the relationship, and maybe a few questions like “So what exactly was it that motivated you to dump me?”
― Devan Sipher, The Wedding Beat

“Everything in life is a choice, and I was choosing to be happy.”
― Devan Sipher, The Wedding Beat

“Love means never having to shave your back.”
― Devan Sipher, The Wedding Beat

“No, she didn't want to find a cure for cancer or make the world a better place for an endangered owl species. She just wanted to be pretty.”
― Devan Sipher, The Wedding Beat