Losing our Marbles? Quotes

“I'm not one for partings and I've nothing to hide. You can see immediately I've no head lice, and if I did they wouldn't stay around as they would be homeless.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“If you drove fast enough the photos of your numberplate would be too blurred to read.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Her looks would make even her own mirror feel insecure.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Sitting on the fence can be uncomfortable.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“You would look less miserable in a selfie from your own funeral.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Three little words with only three syllables and eight letters between them. They could work like magic, but only if used at just the right time and in just the right way.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Even for the lucky , life is too short and all the best bits are bad for your health.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“He had tried to remember the only advice his father ever gave him about "the birds and the bees", a odd concept to Tom's mind as surely these two species never mated with each other.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“The past seems like a smashed windscreen after a car crash. All crazy opaque pieces barely held together by the laminate.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Let your imagination run free and you can't help creating a picture. We are all natural artists, even if we get no further than doodling.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Anywhere can be a beginning or an end, or both for that matter.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“While he might look like a fully grown hound, inside he was still just a puppy.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Keeping his socks on was always a symptom of stress.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“whatever stories we make up about ourselves, others will tell a different one.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“Where there's a Will you will miraculously discover many long lost relatives from previously unknown branches of your family tree who will flock to pay their last respects.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“With thanks for the encouragement of my wonderful other half and family and of these friends who kindly read the early drafts, including even those who after the first few pages begged me to use a pseudonym to preserve their anonymity.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?

“When I say "my story" I was really only one dot, one star, on the edge of a distant constellation that may simply be a pattern that exists only in my own mind.”
― Angel Capelli, Losing our Marbles?