Never Say Genius Quotes

“Pennsylvania is a state of firsts. They had the first hospital in America. The first library and zoo. They had the first newspaper, the first TV and radio broadcasts. Pennsylvania had the first capital of the United States. And most importantly, the banana split was invented here!”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“They had the first hospital in America. The first library and zoo. They had the first newspaper, the first TV and radio broadcasts. Pennsylvania had the first capital of the United States. And most importantly, the banana split was invented here!”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“let his wife see the White House servants. It’s true. Whenever she walked into a room, they had to go hide in a closet.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“hypothermia. It’s all over before you know it. That is so much more humane than a long, lingering death, don’t you think?” Coke was shivering, and his feet were”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“hell,”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“lectured him, “wind power, solar power,”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?” asked Coke, who in the last two weeks had been forced to jump off a cliff, dipped into boiling oil, drowned in ice cream, and gassed in a rest-stop bathroom. “Well, okay…” “Yay!”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“Are you a spy?” Pep asked, trembling. “Do I look like a spy?” the guy asked. “Yes.” “Then I’m not a spy. Because if I was a spy and I looked like a spy, then I wouldn’t be a very good spy, now would I?” “No, I guess not,” Pep said. “A good spy wouldn’t look at all like a spy.” “Right, and because I look just like a spy, I couldn’t possibly be one, could I?” “No.” “But of course, if people are convinced that I’m not a spy, that would be the perfect cover for a real spy, wouldn’t it?” Coke looked at the guy closely. “You might be a bad spy,” he said. “I might be. Or I might be a guy pretending to be a bad spy.” “I’m confused,” said Pep.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“What is it?” Dr. McDonald said angrily. There”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“Spy Museum.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“You can make invisible ink out of milk, lemon juice, saliva, vinegar, even soapy water—anything that will oxidize when you heat it.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“But it’s not cool to laugh at your parents’ jokes, as you well know.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“Holy !@#$%!” Coke exclaimed.”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“Please excuse my dim-witted assistants,” he”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis

“This is perfect for Amazing but True!” Mrs. McDonald kept saying as she snapped pictures. “My readers will love this!”
― Dan Gutman, Never Say Genuis