The Pirate Curse Quotes

“As far as plans went, it was like facing the zombie apocalypse with a nail file and a bag of Skittles. It might work, but chances were good that I'd die a horrible, painful death.

At least the end would be filled with fruity, candy goodness. And for my dramatic death scene I could whisper, in a creepy, quivery death rattle, taste the rainbow. Boy would those zombies be confused.”
― E.J. Stevens, The Pirate Curse

“If wishes were flying monkeys, we'd all be wearing tiny hats.”
― E.J. Stevens, The Pirate Curse

“I’d been called a freak, and worse, all through school. Now that I’d finally graduated, I was sick of it. I’d hoped that no one would ever call me names again. Oh well, if wishes were flying monkeys, we’d all be wearing tiny hats.”
― E.J. Stevens, The Pirate Curse