Bad Hair Day Quotes

“So I started running through our weaponry to distract myself. I had my stun gun. Jonah had a pseudosword, and Aaron had a really cute butt. Not that his butt would be useful in de-botting Trey, but it's always good to have a full catalog of your strengths before going into battle.”
― Carrie Harris, Bad Hair Day

“It probably wasn't smart to judge them based on appearance. I, for instance, was destined to be a world-renowned surgeon, but between my long, brown braid, square-framed glasses, and boyish figure, I looked more like the kind of girl who works in a library and spends Friday nights having deep, meaningful conversations with her cats.”
― Carrie Harris, Bad Hair Day

“I hit my bedroom wall with a sickening crunch. Strangely it didn't hurt.”
― Carrie Harris, Bad Hair Day