Private Eye Quotes

“I’ll call you guys so you can talk me down from my gay-men-who-fall-for-breeders ledge.”
― S.E. Culpepper, Private Eye

“Methinks thou dost protest too much.”
“And me thinks that guys who spout Shakespeare should be smacked in the face with a two by four,” Jeremy shot back.
--Rafe & Jeremy”
― S.E. Culpepper, Private Eye

“Jeremy got to his bike and pulled on his helmet making some adjustments with his radio mic. Next came the sunglasses and Rafe almost had to cross his legs against the wave of lust pooling nicely in his groin.”
― S.E. Culpepper, Private Eye

“He was acting like such a girl—like being around a good looking, fit guy was creating all these insecurities within him or something. At this rate, he should expect to start having periods soon.”
― S.E. Culpepper, Private Eye